As soon as I get home I log on. My life will be much easier when all this stuff is just beamed into my head. But I do all this for you, my four visitors each week. Because I would be so sad if you visited and then got bored. (insert loud trumpets here)

Isn’t England on the metric system, by the way? Why are Altoids marked 1.76 OZ (50g)? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?