This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read on the ‘net. Seriously. I had tears in my eyes. I’m not kidding. If you want to laugh, go read it now. And tell Bryan I sent you.
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A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.
You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.