Posts from April 2000

Jokes

Everyone loves bad jokes.

Not Me

Holy! I cannot even begin to tell you how much this is not me! I also did not win the 1998 Maine State Truck Driving Championships … I didn’t help this guy with his tribute to the band Slayer … I didn’t write A Review of Analysis of Tonal Music: A Schenkerian Approach for the

Firda

Firda finally told me what her shiny things are! I figure between me and the whole rest of the world we should be able to get them for her. C’mon, everyone else on the planet! I’m handling 50% of the list! Somebody else has to do their part …

cartoon

Because everyone should read a funny cartoon every now and then … And is there anything better than thinking you’re out of beer and then spying a lone Amstel Light hiding behind the broccoli florets on the middle shelf? October 16, 2006 Update: Original link (http://www.andovernews.com/cartoon/index.html) now dead.

geek pocket syndrome

TODAY’S TECH TERM: geek pocket syndromegeek pocket syndrome (noun) [Slang] When your body is festooned with unsightly bulges because you’re ladened down with pager, PDA, cellphone, etc. in all your pockets.I had to post this one because it made me laugh. <grin>

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.