A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender for two beers.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can only serve one beer per customer.”
The man looks at the bartender and replies, “No, it’s okay. I want one for me and one for the road.”
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