The Abuse-a-tron told me, “You get your hair cut at the dog groomer’s, you abnormal, toe jam slobbering, monkey discomfiting, pseudo-human android spawn of a mutant blood sucking tree frog.” Actually, I go to Supercuts. The rest of it is pretty much correct though.
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A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.
You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.