On Skydiving,
Why You Don’t Need to State Your Zip Code After All:

IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our “Easy Sky Diving” book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words “state zip code” should have read “pull rip cord.”

notice appearing in a Warrenton, Virginia, newspaper; from “The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said ™” calendar