Posts from June 2000
Challenge
I’m taking this personally. <sufferin’ succotash!>You realize, of course, that thitht meanth WAR!</sufferin’ succotash!>
COTW
davidgagne.net: Now beginning an unprecedented third week as COTW at malapropism! Sometimes it is really hard to be this damn smooth …
Regeneration Technologies, Inc.
{dvg @ work} There is a woman in my office named Dawn. Dawn is walking around the office eating a raw hot dog, holding it like a popsicle. Dawn is very odd. I should also note that there is a woman in my office named Debbie Dallas. No, I’m not kidding. No one ever believes
Microsoft Programming Language
C# looks cool. (But not cool like surfing or going to parties cool. Man, get a life.)
Janikowski Found with Date-Rape Drug
Janikowski Found with Date-Rape Drug … Repeat after me, “Owah Tana Siam” I can’t believe this guy!
Go, Speed Racer, Go!
Go, Speed Racer, Go!
little plastic cylinders filled with goo
Jason used to have one of those little plastic cylinders filled with goo that slowly drips through holes in a cross-section and then you flip it and it oozes back the other way. You know what I mean, right? This thing was like 8 or 10 inches tall and a few inches in diameter, so
Work Sucks
{dvg @ work} I actually just heard someone say, “We need to dot all our Is and cross all our Ts …”