Many people visit this site, I’m assuming, and never even realize that by clicking on the menu bar above they can find out even more useless information about me.
- Did you know that I used to run Track for a bit in high school?
- That I used to row crew for the University of Florida?
- That I actually really enjoy 19th century literature?
- That I run a mailing list dedicated to news about Gator football?
- That I used to write essays on strange topics?
- That I have been whitewater rafting in Maine?
- That I always chew two sticks of gum at once?
- That I often eat an entire box of Pasta-Roni Lemon Butter Angel Hair Pasta for breakfast?
- That I have gone snowboarding multiple times in Vail?
- That I have been to the Hard Rock Cafe in London, Miami, Boston, Hollywood, New Orleans, and Orlando? (Okay, granted you couldn’t find that out by reading my old web pages, but I think it’s nifty.)
- That one time I severely burned my arm in a vat of 425 degree peanut oil? (Okay, you couldn’t find that one either.)
- That I spent what seemed like the whole long years of high school madly in love with a girl named Michelle? (Okay, now I’m just listing silly facts.)
- That I used to work on a loading dock hauling freight for 10 hours/day?
- That I once worked in a sports bar as a prep cook?
- That I spent a spring break selling Hawaiian Tropic on the beach?
- That I grew up in Daytona Beach?
- That Jorge used to own a bright shiny blue car that we drove through many lawns?
- That I smoked from the age of 15 until I was 22?
- That my grandfather fought with Merrill’s Marauders in China, Burma, and India?
- That I can positively wail on a harmonica?
- That I once caught 14 mackeral deep-sea fishing off the coast of New England?
- That I once had sex under the bleachers in the gym during a high school basketball game?
- That I have never had acne?
- That I am a huge Boston Red Sox fan?
- That I got drunk the night before my SAT because I honestly didn’t know how important it was?
- That I once dated a lifegaurd named Hope who broke up with me after one week because I was afraid to kiss her?
- That I often shave my head for no reason whatsoever?
- That I once passed out on a pool table at the Purple Porpoise?
- That I once took a leak standing in the middle of Bourbon Street?
- That my uncle was the cop with no speaking lines who accompanied the female cop who pretended to arrest Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder?
- That I can barbeque anything?
- That I hate black beans and rice?
- That I like to eat beef jerky?
- That I used to consider myself an actor?
- That I used to consider myself a writer?
- That I was once paralyzed (literally) by a rare African virus for two days?
- That I eat the popcorn kernels even though I know I shouldn’t?
- That I was a National Merit Scholar?
- That I maniacally collect really good pens?
- That I am fanatical about organizing my t-shirts?
I thought you didn’t.