Being sick sucks. Being home from work because you’re sick sucks. Being home from work when you are now getting paid by the hour sucks. Being home sick when you are getting paid by the hour and you are paying a plumber by the hour to fix your leaking fridge sucks. Being home sick when you are getting paid by the hour and you are paying a plumber by the hour to fix your leaking fridge which has caused the substructure of your kitchen to rot and get infested by termites sucks. Today? Much sucking. Somebody get me a nipple.