Posts from July 2000
Cheesy
I think that this is quite possibly the cheesiest song ever recorded. Update: mp3 no longer available; was Kraft Macaroni and Cheese theme song 2024-01-19: Dead links in this post have been removed and/or updated.
The Drain-Blaster PLUNJ-N-SNAKE
Another product, which apparently was not hep enough to get infomercial-ized by my current employer, is The Drain-Blaster® PLUNJ-N-SNAKEtm SNAKE STORES IN HANDLE! Don’t ask. You really don’t want to know. But there is one on the desk in the empty office next to mine and it makes me very nervous.
twenty-four useless facts
Ha, ha! Fact #14 made me laugh. Thank you.
Slot Machine auction
Jason says he could really use a hand right now. I’d give my right arm to help that guy out, because he’s a good friend, but not today.
Cybersex
This actually brought tears to my eyes tears to my eyes. If you have the slightest amount of comedy in your soul, read this when nobody is around to hear you laughing. My stomach actually hurts. Okay. I’m going to bed now. link via hypocritical.com
Get to Sleep
As I crawled lugubriously from my bed this morning, I made myself a promise I swore I would keep. Come hell or high water. Regardless of anything that should happen in my life. No matter the cost. Under whatever circumstances. For the love of all that is good and holy. If I have to rip
Fourteen Red Roses
My best work?
Enlightened Male
A response to a web questionnaire
Baseball
Woo hoo! One of us is on his way to the Braves / Devil Rays game tonight! Watch me on TBS everybody! *subject to blackout in some areas
coding
From the Things That Are Not As Easy As They Sound Department: in-line unzipping of PGP-encrypted files with a .dll From the Valuable Resources for This Sort of Thing Department: vbAccelerator Okay, I really just wanted you to see what the heck it is I’m doing right now. In case, y’know, you were interested. Which