Gadzooks!
At some point in my life I started getting concert announcements via eMail from someplace called “myplay”. One arrived a few minutes ago. It tells me that on September 9, 2000 there will be a show at the Ice Palace in Tampa, FL. This is what it says:

Pearl Jam (w-the Doors)

WHAT?!?!? Is this TRUE?!?! Is this a MISTAKE?!?! Are you KIDDING me?!?!

[Update: Apparently “myplay” is mistaken. According to the Ice Palace website, Dave Matthews Band is playing on September 9. False alarm. My heart can resume beating now.]