The 50 Greatest Moments in Simpsons History – Do I really need to explain why you should visit this page? (On Wednesday night I caught an episode I had never seen. Homer went on an acid trip after eating some insane hot peppers at a chili contest. At times, I was laughing hard enough to bring tears to my eyes.)

link lifted from re-run

There are 33 comments on this post

  1. a real funny part is when Homer recieves free cable and is watching television. A comedian comes on and he says to the audience “Don’t you hate it, when you go to the
    bathroom -And there’s no toilet paper!
    The audience laughs and so does Homer. That episode is so funny

  2. I love the episode when homer is singing around his own grave stone with merraccas saying “i am evil homer, I am evil Homer”!
    It is sooooooo funny

  3. I love the episode where Milhouse’s parents get divorced. Kirk sing’s that can I borrow a feeling song

  4. I love the episode where Milhouse’s parents get divorced. Kirk sing’s that can I borrow a feeling song

  5. the funniest moment is when for april fools day bart puts a duff beer in a paint can shaker fo 3 hours, of course it is for homer, well bart takes it home and puts it in the fridge,homer was watching tv and got thirsty ,so he went to go get a beer when he got there he grabbed the one that bart shook up, while opening it bart comes around the corner and says “APRIL” BOOOOOOOOOOM the beer explodes and chief wiggam sees it and it looked like a nuclear explosion, awhile later homer wakes up from a coma 2 weeks later and as usuall homer ends up strangling bart

  6. The best clip is when homer drowns moes car and the cheif say He can’t stay under there for ever and Loe says What if he can Cheif and Wiggium says then god help us all

  7. I like the episode when Mr. Burns looks for an heir to his fortune after he dies. Smithers thinks he is going to get the company and fortune.

    Mr. Burns: “I have other plans for you Smithers. You will be buried alive with me.”

    Mr. Burns proceeds to show Smithers a small sculpture of himself in a coffin with Smithers hunched in the bottom.

  8. I like the episode when Mr. Burns looks for an heir to his fortune after he dies. Smithers thinks he is going to get the company and fortune.

    Mr. Burns: “I have other plans for you Smithers. You will be buried alive with me.”

    Mr. Burns proceeds to show Smithers a small sculpture of himself in a coffin with Smithers hunched in the bottom.

  9. How about the casino episode where Mr. Burns goes increasingly insane? I can make an attempt at a quote but I’d butcher it so I’ll leave it to the people who know what I’m talking about to laugh their butts off.

  10. I think one of the best moments is when homer sqrews something up at the plant and Mr.Burns asks what happened and he replied, “But its my first day.” Then smithers reminds him hes been working there for like 8 years and then Mr.Burns asks again, why did you lie to me, and homer says, “but its my first day”

  11. i like the episode where sideshow bob sends threatening letters to bart written in blood, then he gets released and once again tries to kill bart. the witness relocation program changes the family name to the “thomsons” (okay homer, when i step on your foot lightly and say ‘hello mr thomson,’ you will say hello…..hell mr thomson…….’i think hes talking to you’) haahah…the family moves to a houseboat, and bart is scared going to sleep. all of a sudden homer comes flying into his bedroom with a huge knife and yells “bart you wanna brownie before bed?!…oh right, the killer…” then 2 seconds later, he comes flying in revving a chainsaw and says “Bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!!!” one of the best episodes there is

  12. Philip McFadden is a big dumb retard!!

  13. i like the episode with the simpsons in it. that was hilarious. monkey knife fighting. “furious george whats happened to your beutiful face”

  14. The episode with the out-takes of the Indian movie with the woman singing, “La-la-la-la-la–I’m in love in love with Johnnie.”

  15. the best scene ever ever ever ever! is when homer is taking a bath and bart smashes a chair over his huge naked body and homer shouts “ohhh what the hell did you do that for”

  16. homer and bart rock

  17. “howbout the casino episode where Mr. Burns goes increasingly insane? I can make an attempt at a quote but I’d butcher it so I’ll leave it to the people who know what I’m talking about to laugh their butts off.”

    Are u talking about the spruce moose

  18. avatar
    oOoHomeR_LoveRoOo

    I think they all are excellent cause its THE SIMPSONS!!!… but my fav. episode is when they go into witness protection from sidshow bob…man thats a good episode…
    Homer rules!!! 😛

  19. I think the best seen ever is when they are having a dinner party and they go to a dinner ware store and it is called Stoner’s Pot Palace and Otto walks out and goes “That is so false advertising”

  20. I love the episode where Bart and Homer ‘make’ a robot, when Homer is running down the street and he shouts ‘dont worry, i have my home made first aid kit.’ he opens the box and scissors and things spring out and stab him in the forehead, classic moment

  21. my favorite is when the gay guy saved homer from the reindeer using a toy santa clause. Barney goes “Can we come out now Mr. Gay guy sir?” Moe adds “we’ll do anything.” looks around and says “ANYTHING!” hahaha… MOE RULES!!!

  22. I like the one when Marge gets brest implants and even bart gets turend on by his mom ahahhahahahahahhahha

  23. One of my fav sceans from the Simpsons is in a halloween episode, where marge is a witch. She starts to fly around in front of everyone with her broom stick and which hat, and moe says, “look, marge is a witch!” and homer says “i need more evidence.” SIMPSONS IS THE GREATEST!

  24. The best episode is when homer goes to the insane asylum and he meets michle jackson and he comes home with him and jackson and bart sing lisa a birthday song 300 pound white guy haha

  25. The best episode is when homer goes to the insane asylum and he meets michle jackson and he comes home with him and jackson and bart sing lisa a birthday song 300 pound white guy haha

  26. One of my favourite moments was when Maude Flanders was knocked from the bleashers at the NASCAR stadium by a barrage of t-shirts. Only in the Simpsons could someone die like that! And at the funeral, the t-shirts say let ‘er rip! that has got to be one of the best moments in Simpsons history!

  27. the one when homer gets kidnapped in brazil and he makes a scrapbook for his kidnappers.

  28. owww my ovaries!!! i think ralph is the champion of alll characters and chief wiggim shows politics at its best!!!
    AUSTRALIA IS HOT

  29. avatar
    taylor dawn belesky

    i like the episode when bart and lisa endup becoming BESTfriends thats weird right,but i laugh my ass off every time i see it.

  30. one of the funniest simpsons moment was when homer got arrest and while in jail the lawyer (lynel hutz) was speaking to homer while in the cell– he was telling homer “i’ll bring surprise witnesses after surprise witnesses… the court won’t know what hit them…” the jail guard yelled at him and said “keep it down in there hutz”– THE LAWYER WAS IN THE CELL NEXT TO HOMER’S —hilarious

Add to the discussion:

I'll never share your email address and it won't be published.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.