Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You’re … selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He’s got me there.
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I remember that episode. One of the best actually. Also features my favorite Homer-quote:”He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that…”Gotta love it. Great blog btw.
Actually he said that another time as well. The monorail eppisode rember, makes it all the funnier because of the consistancy