I can’t decide whether I like this press release so much because it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read or the most depressing. If you read it and understand why it’s so funny, then you’ll get why my frustration – because of my inability to explain it to 99.8% of NPCs – is so depressing.

All he does … <SportsCenter music> … is make comedy.


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  1. I think it’s sad, even as a piece of alleged satire!!!

    Although I can not argue that he and his girl were pioneers in weblogging, neither of them has written an interesting tidbit in years. Am I wrong? Am I the only one who doesn’t care how flaky the apple crumb turned out? Or what conference they are speaking at next month?

  2. Actually, just to clarify here, I can’t possibly take credit for the marvelous job that Jason, Meg, Matt and others did. I wasn’t involved in their marvelous parody. I merely wrote the “AP article” with a friendly nod to their achievement.

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