People Hate Cats or Love Masturbation

Aye Carumba!
Here are last night’s search statistics from my site:

  • 184: god kills a kitten
  • 142: every time you masturbate god kills a kitten
  • 14: every time you masturbate
  • 11: god kills kitten
  • 7: masturbate god kills kitten
  • 6: masturbate kitten
  • 6: every time you god kills a kitten
  • 6: masturbate god kills a kitten
  • 5: cache: ezurjywgsmc:www.davidgagne.net/archives/005272.shtml every time you masturbate god kills a kitten

There are 5 comments on this post

  1. avatar
    March 17th, 2002 @ 5:28 am
    adam

    Spoken like a true Piler!

  2. avatar
    October 1st, 2002 @ 9:09 pm
    sully

    While you’re at it, check out http://www.kittenhate.com and see what’s grown out of that picture. 🙂

  3. avatar
    December 6th, 2002 @ 2:33 am
    Karlos the cat hater

    Cats ate my mum and therefore are gay.
    Kill the **** ers!!!!!!

  4. avatar
    May 17th, 2003 @ 1:19 am
    justbruce

    my psychiatrist tells me that it is good that i have a pathological hate of cats and not of people

  5. May 16th, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
    Free Will

    I killed three kittens last night while I was masturbating, its a good thing I got a free batch of ’em, it takes a few to get me off.

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