I have met this blogger in person. Do you know the SprintPCS commercials with the guy in the trench coat? “Talking over the static.” That guy?
I don’t wanna freak you out or anything, but check it: same guy. I’m not kidding. Billy is the SprintPCS guy.
Get out! Coochee coochee!
Seriously, David. I think you are fixated on the SprintPCS guy and I am worried about you.