Good Grief! I’ll be 29 in a week. Who’d a thunk it? I swear I feel like I’m only 19. Or 9. Something.
I know I’ve been a wee slacker blogger lately. I’m busy, ok? I promise to write oodles more. Providing you with time-wasting internet tidbits and melodious ramblings is my bag, baby. Have you considered how much joy and virility you’ll experience if you buy me a present?
dvg, that plug for your amazon wishlist was SHAMELESS, even for you 😉
Just wait ’til 30 is staring you down with six months to go…it hurts… And my birthday is on Thanksgiving Day this year. Nothing will even be OPEN or anyone home to help me drink away my sorrows.
Wait, wait. I get to experience your virility if I get you a gifty?
/me rushes to max out charge cards
What are you, now, a cam girl?! 😉