I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical. So I figured I should share with you. Download my Pirates of Penzance “Modern Major-General” random-lyric generator and you, too, will be able to tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin.
Add the function moderngeneral() where you want to print the lyric. I have mine in place of bloginfo(‘description’) in my header.php file, but you can place it in your sidebar or anywhere you want.