A short list of things I never (or at least unbelievably rarely) do:

  • wear a shirt to bed
  • wear “tighty-whities”
  • use deodorant / anti-perspirant
  • use cologne
  • wear black socks
  • use after-shave
  • get car-sick / sea-sick; vomit
  • use shaving cream
  • use my blinker
  • drink milk / eat cheese
  • bet on sports
  • floss
  • remember the Alamo