- It’s kickoff Saturday! To say that I am as giddy as a schoolgirl would be a gross understatement. I am much, much giddier than a schoolgirl. I scoff at the weak attempts of giddiness displayed by the average schoolgirls. Our long national nightmare — the preposterous abundance of months without college football — is finally over. It is a spectacular day.
- Great quote from a preview of tonight’s Alabama / Virginia Tech game: “[T]he last time we saw the Crimson Tide at their best, they were getting Tebowned out of a shot at the national title. … And ‘Bama girls drink beer from cans.”
- From the “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me” department: Tebow, UF face possible NCAA sanctions because of Crocs
- Can Gene Chizik bring the Auburn family back together?
- Team Speed Kills writes about being a football fan of the SEC and ‘The South’.
1) If Tebow isn’t getting checks from Crocs, he’s not really in violation. It’s the school’s job to police this sort of thing, not his.
2) Are we going to ignore the bigger problem here in that he’s human male long since out of the womb who is wearing Crocs? Fetus in crocs, fine, you don’t know any better. But once you wriggle your way into the light of day, it’s no longer appropriate for a dude to rock the crocs. I don’t care how little your **** stinks, hang ’em up tough guy.