Florida Gators

  • It’s kickoff Saturday! To say that I am as giddy as a schoolgirl would be a gross understatement. I am much, much giddier than a schoolgirl. I scoff at the weak attempts of giddiness displayed by the average schoolgirls. Our long national nightmare — the preposterous abundance of months without college football — is finally over. It is a spectacular day.
  • Great quote from a preview of tonight’s Alabama / Virginia Tech game: “[T]he last time we saw the Crimson Tide at their best, they were getting Tebowned out of a shot at the national title. … And ‘Bama girls drink beer from cans.”
  • From the “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me” department: Tebow, UF face possible NCAA sanctions because of Crocs
  • Can Gene Chizik bring the Auburn family back together?
  • Team Speed Kills writes about being a football fan of the SEC and ‘The South’.