- When in doubt, assume it was the husband. (Second place: The wife.)
- If the crime is particularly odd, deranged, strange, or otherwise unusual, assume it occurred in Florida.
- It is always a bad idea to join a cult.
- If he’s seen one prostitute, he’s likely seen many prostitutes.
- Most forms of murder generate a tremendous amount of blood, which can just about never be completely erased from a crime scene.