How about distributing (and installing) free solar panels on every home in America? Job creation, save the planet, and annoy the two dozen or so old white guy companies who profit from destroying humanity – win, win, win!

And don’t tell me that we can’t afford it. Anyone who has ever managed a tight family budget knows that even though you sometimes can’t “afford” food, you still have to buy it because the alternative is much worse than being in debt.