Posts in the category “comedy”
A Pizza Diatribe
The Five Stages of Feeding a Toddler
Eventually we all achieve nirvana this way.
@sadderthan retweets and replies to things that are sadder than things you think nothing is sadder than.
Admiral Ackbar’s Ads bills itself as “the #1 source for Admiral Ackbar commercial parodies on the ‘net!”
Sharknado 2: SNOW SHARKS!
In which Jon Stewart and The Daily Show discuss the government shutdown (with an awesome NFL reference).
#FridayFive: Favorite SNL Sketches
Live, from New York
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
If every person at that mall had had a gorilla…
A boy is hitchhiking on a country road. A car stops for him, and the driver asks, “Are you a Republican or a Democrat?”
“Democrat,” says the boy, and the car speeds off.
Another car stops, and the driver asks, “Are you a Republican or a Democrat?”
“Democrat,” says the boy, and the car speeds off.
This happens two or three times, and the boy decides he’s giving the wrong answer. The next car that stops is a convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. “Are you a Republican or a Democrat?” she asks.
“Republican,” says the boy, and she lets him in.
But as they’re driving along, the wind from the open top begins to push the blonde’s skirt higher and higher up her legs. And the boy finds himself becoming aroused. Finally he can’t control himself any longer. “Stop!” he hollers. “Let me out! I’ve only been a Republican for ten minutes and already I feel like screwing somebody!”
from Republican Party Reptile, by P.J. O’Rourke, 1987