Posts in the category “quotations”
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You’re … selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He’s got me there.
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George Bernard Shaw
In which I discover some memorable quotes by George Bernard Shaw
I Think I Need Less Time to Think
“I think I need less time to think.” – fí-dël’ï-tê
“It’s never too late to be what you might have been.”
George Eliott, via lillianchan
“I hang on the picayune details of your whirlwhind, jet-set bicoastal life.”
Brad Graham
Support Counter Intelligence
“Support Counter Intelligence” – seen on a tip jar in a coffee shop near UCLA
Bernard Berenson
“I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours.” – Bernard Berenson, Lithuanian-born US art critic I share my birthday with him.
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“We are a disenchanted generation, and we don’t even care enough to be hippies.”
Andrea Spencer