Posts tagged “driving”
Christmas in July
There is something mildly disturbing about the fact that this is still happening. It’s not as disturbing as the very obviously female 300 lb person with a goatee and ponytail I saw smoking a cigarette and eating a twinkee in a wheelchair on the median while driving home from work, but that only happened once.
Satire
Cell Phone Industry Group Launches Public Service Campaign Car Phone Safety: Scream “AAHH!” Before Impact
I walk out of my office …
I walk out of my office and I take off my shirt. It’s hot. It is ridiculously hot. It is so hot that you imagine that it could not possibly be any hotter on any other place on this planet. It is so hot that you can’t even get out the door before you are
Speeding Ticket
Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? John Ritter Zsa Zsa Gabor the cop who just gave me a speeding ticket
The Future of SUVs
This is the sort of thing I used to like to do when I had a pick-up truck!
Driving
I hate driving home from work in the dark. It means I spent way too much time at work.