Heh. Three consecutive posts beginning with heh.
Posts tagged “life”
I walk out of my office …
I walk out of my office and I take off my shirt. It’s hot. It is ridiculously hot. It is so hot that you imagine that it could not possibly be any hotter on any other place on this planet. It is so hot that you can’t even get out the door before you are
Being Honorable
As a matter of fact, being honorable sucks. Just so you know. Dishonorable David … now that’s a cool nickname. (Way better than MuffinAss, you freak.)
Being Honorable Sucks
I don’t like being honorable. Not. one. bit.
Being Me
Sometimes it is very difficult to be me.
To expand on this just a bit:
I know a million things. There are many more things that I do not know. One of the things I don’t know is: How many of the things I think I know do I really know? It gets worse. There are things that I do know that I don’t think I know. There are things that I don’t think I know that I do know. Included in the things that I think I know that I really don’t, are a number of things that I don’t even know I don’t know. This, now, is where it gets tricky. What do I not know that I really do know but won’t admit? And of those things that I won’t admit I know, what do I really know? Because there are a lot of things that I think I know that it turns out that not only did I not know them, I didn’t even know that I didn’t know them. I don’t know if I can handle any more of this sort of introspection. Really not much can come of it. All I know is that there is a whole bunch that I don’t know and even more that I don’t know I don’t know. What gets me though, are the things that I know I know that I wish I didn’t know. Those are the worst.
deal with it
The longer I’m here – here being Earth, not the ‘net – the more I realize that being funny, laughing, is about the best thing there is. There are some people out there that get this and many people that don’t. I spend a huge hunka buncha time every day being funny. And not just
Jealousy
While driving to work this morning I decided – no, not really … I realized – that I am not jealous of anyone else on the planet. I’ve never seriously wanted to be anyone but me. (Well except for that period when I totally wanted to be Captain Caveman. But that doesn’t count.)
In Which He Thinks His Life Is a Movie
If only I could find someone to play the lead …
The Pitch …
My life would make an excellent movie.