Posts tagged “life”

I walk out of my office …

I walk out of my office and I take off my shirt. It’s hot. It is ridiculously hot. It is so hot that you imagine that it could not possibly be any hotter on any other place on this planet. It is so hot that you can’t even get out the door before you are

Being Honorable

As a matter of fact, being honorable sucks. Just so you know. Dishonorable David … now that’s a cool nickname. (Way better than MuffinAss, you freak.)

Heh. Three consecutive posts beginning with heh.

Being Honorable Sucks

I don’t like being honorable. Not. one. bit.

Being Me

Sometimes it is very difficult to be me.

Things I Know

To expand on this just a bit: I know a million things. There are many more things that I do not know. One of the things I don’t know is: How many of the things I think I know do I really know? It gets worse. There are things that I do know that I

deal with it

The longer I’m here – here being Earth, not the ‘net – the more I realize that being funny, laughing, is about the best thing there is. There are some people out there that get this and many people that don’t. I spend a huge hunka buncha time every day being funny. And not just

Jealousy

While driving to work this morning I decided – no, not really … I realized – that I am not jealous of anyone else on the planet. I’ve never seriously wanted to be anyone but me. (Well except for that period when I totally wanted to be Captain Caveman. But that doesn’t count.)

In Which He Thinks His Life Is a Movie

If only I could find someone to play the lead …

The Pitch …

My life would make an excellent movie.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.