Posts tagged “poetry”
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
I grow old … I grow old… I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they
Haiku You
This is one of my favorites from a long list of computer error messages in haiku: Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that
Headline Haikus
Wow! Headline Haikus! All Your News in Seventeen Syllables! Awesome.
Innocence v. Experience
This is a take-home test for AML 3124 from the fall of 1995. I might have not exactly addressed the questions as they were presented, but if I had wanted to be a journalist or a writer-for-hire, I never would have majored in English… Read away… Lemme know what ya think, too…
Amazing Poem Generator
Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator produced this for my site: D.G. – A purity of course, climate change, and said, Toshiyuki Sawaguchi, the Go. They will be glad you sproink! speak! For today: Your voice carries in perl, talks to go Now. about 5 minutes to get in its query. The 1980s, such perfect examples of
stuff & nonsense
In which he provides the answers
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, “Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?” The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, “Death to all those who would whimper and cry” And dropping
This Living Hand
Notes on an essay I wrote
poem
There once was a girl named Pornstar Who partied at the AoS She complained that I never blogged her So here’s a poem for Jess! Happy now?!?!