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The iPhone just keeps getting better. (I’ve had each one.)
What Broke My Father’s Heart
I have been in hysterics reading quotes from the fascinating lives of the people who live in my furniture catalogs… “Oh, dear. Our Q-Tip decanter is almost 1/5th depleted!”
Lake Street Creamery. We guarantee IT WILL TURN YOU INTO A GOD.*
The Swedish Chef cooks popcorn shrimp.
The oil spill? “It’s heartbreakin’, baby.”
The Who Tall Are You? mirror looks like it would be fun for a teenager’s room.
It will probably be ~~light years~~ centuries before the Sci-Fi Airshow makes its way to Los Angeles, and I sadly won’t get to see it.
Real Life vs. CSI:Miami
Proper punctuation is important. Seriously.

2024-06-10: Broken links in this post have been removed and/or updated.

Check out Slaughterhouse 90210, where erudite literary quotes meet TV screencaps!
“There are more possible chess games than the number of atoms in the universe.” — from a fascinating article by Garry Kasparov on the topic of playing chess with computers
If you’re addicted to Twitter, there are a bunch of tools you can use to monitor trends and (your own) statistics.
Terri Carlson is 45 and was born with a genetic immune disorder C-4 complement deficiency. She’s currently on COBRA health insurance but it runs out in a year, so she says she will marry you for your health insurance.
Probably Bad News is just like the Jay Leno “Headlines” bit. I saw a good one today: Homicide victims rarely talk to police.
Psssst! You can buy ten ampersands for $9.99 if you’re into that sort of thing.

2024-10-15: Broken links in this post have been removed and/or updated.

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