Posts tagged “satire”

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

If every person at that mall had had a gorilla…

Casino Royale with Cheese

A week or two ago I linked to a video clip my friend made: Casino Royale with Cheese, a seriously funny film about how James Bond would handle being paired with a really annoying partner. It’s a great little piece of web satire that’s now been nominated at the MTV Movie Awards! Go vote for

SatireWire

Friends Recall Gist of Cliffs Notes Founder Netizen Fears Hackers Will Steal His VISA Card No. 8099 0788 341 9800 EXP. 12/01 Survey: Majority of Web Users Are FBI Agents Posing as Teenage Girls [link via ha, ha – no serious]

Erotic Martha

I really try to stay on the clean side here at davidgagne.net. After all, my mom reads this page, y’know? (Hi, mom!) Where was I? Oh, yes. The Erotic Journal of Martha Stewart is one of those places on the internet that you have to visit. link via erraticFrog via Catty Bitches

Lunch

Lunch: Bologna sandwich A Day In The Life of Martha Stewart is fun reading if you aren’t afraid of her. I found the “article” in a parody eZine called Happy Woman, which has some terrific articles, like: Repair Your own Transmission and make 3 1/2 dozen Maple Butter Cookies, Funeral Etiquette Do’s & Don’ts, and

Foot-and-Mouth Believed to Be First

Foot-and-Mouth Believed to Be First Virus Unable to Spread through Microsoft Outlook! “Researchers Shocked to Finally Find Virus That Email App Doesn’t Like”

Boston Accents

Boston Accents, and Why They’re Sexy “Women are drawn to young and developing children because they appeal to our maternal instincts. Boston accents mimic a child’s speech and thus also appeal to our maternal instincts. Therefore, women find Boston accents to be cute. Consequently, a male who has a Boston accent is sub-consciously associated with

horny therapist

Have a conversation with a horny therapist! link via weblog wannabe

Britney Spears Guide

From the Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics: It is a little known fact, that Ms Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics. Not content with just singing, in the following pages, she will guide you in the fundamentals of the vital laser components that have made it possible to hear her super music in

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.