Posts tagged “scripts”
Winter
I found a script at Dreamhost to make it snow on the page. Let’s see if it works.
Airplane
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again!
Inigo: Let me explain… No, there is too much. Let me sum up: Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley: That doesn’t leave much for dilly-dally.
Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger! That’s wonderful!
Westley: I’ve always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik’s strength, my steel.
Westley: That’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come up with something. But this…
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn’t make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
from The Princess Bride
Airplane
A link so good, it’s blogged two times today. The entire script of Airplane. Great Caesar’s Ghost! This is killing me. I can’t stop laughing. Thank you, deadman. Thank you.