If I’ve never mentioned it before, now is a good time to say that I hate telemarketers.
Posts tagged “spam”
Code Red Virus
Hi! You have no idea who I am, but I have this file here that I thought you could double-click for me to install a virus on your computer that I would like your advice on. Thanks, me
Miami, Part II
Grrr … and, even though I can access GreyMatter to post, for some reason the folks at AT&T have determined that davidgagne.net is a porn site or something. The Public Phone 2000i won’t let me view my own page. So. I guess I’ll go read Rolling Stone. The paper, handheld, old-fashioned version. In a chair.
Lady-Vi
The faq page at the site for Lady-Vi Cream has a wealth of information. Answers to questions like, “What is an Orgasm?” and tutorials, such as “How A Woman Achieves Orgasm” could make the whole “birds and the bees” conversation obsolete! I’d like to explode their web site. I visited the site for The Nobel
eMail Petitions
When you get an eMail petition, think DELETE! link via Follow Me Here …
Binary Spam
Binary Spam: Send Some Today!<dave letterman>It doesn’t get any better than this, folks.</dave letterman>
Funny SPAM
Received Today: Subject: Planes, Trains, & Automobiles! What do they all have in common? They all need SUPERIOR LUBRICATION!!
Form Letter
From a very poorly-worded letter from an insurance company: Mr. Gagne, your benefits can include: Death… Disability… Unemployment… Knowing the Gagne family will not lose their home no matter what the tragedy er… uh… thanks…
Spam
Thanks to the invention of the Internet, anyone can now market their ideas and products to millions of people. Imagine having a product or idea and selling it for only $10. Now imagine sending an ad for your product or idea to 25 million people! If you only get a 1/10 of 1% response you
I Love You
Here’s all I will blog about the I Love You virus.