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Code Red Virus

Hi! You have no idea who I am, but I have this file here that I thought you could double-click for me to install a virus on your computer that I would like your advice on. Thanks, me

Grrr … and, even though I can access GreyMatter to post, for some reason the folks at AT&T have determined that davidgagne.net is a porn site or something. The Public Phone 2000i won’t let me view my own page. So. I guess I’ll go read Rolling Stone. The paper, handheld, old-fashioned version. In a chair.

Lady-Vi

The faq page at the site for Lady-Vi Cream has a wealth of information. Answers to questions like, “What is an Orgasm?” and tutorials, such as “How A Woman Achieves Orgasm” could make the whole “birds and the bees” conversation obsolete! I’d like to explode their web site. I visited the site for The Nobel

eMail Petitions

When you get an eMail petition, think DELETE! link via Follow Me Here …

Binary Spam

Binary Spam: Send Some Today!<dave letterman>It doesn’t get any better than this, folks.</dave letterman>

Funny SPAM

Received Today: Subject: Planes, Trains, & Automobiles! What do they all have in common? They all need SUPERIOR LUBRICATION!!

Form Letter

From a very poorly-worded letter from an insurance company: Mr. Gagne, your benefits can include: Death … Disability … Unemployment … Knowing the Gagne family will not lose their home no matter what the tragedy er … uh … thanks …

Spam

Thanks to the invention of the Internet, anyone can now market their ideas and products to millions of people. Imagine having a product or idea and selling it for only $10. Now imagine sending an ad for your product or idea to 25 million people! If you only get a 1/10 of 1% response you

I Love You

Here’s all I will blog about the I Love You virus.

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Code Red Virus

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